There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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