I am puke
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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