you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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