I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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