Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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