Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
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He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize