What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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