So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
