Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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