he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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