He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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