i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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