We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I'm determined to sit on that face.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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