Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
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Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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