just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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