things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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