dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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