so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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