Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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