I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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