I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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