Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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