So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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