I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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