5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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