You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
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