We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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