The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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