real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She bit a glass in half.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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