he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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