so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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