Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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