just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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