I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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