You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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