Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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