forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Randomize
