drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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