Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i just google imaged poop.
operation have a gay friend backfired
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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