I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
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you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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