They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My vagina is very pro this idea
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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