I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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