we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Randomize
