this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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