Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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