is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
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they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
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I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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