Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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