this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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