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(609): View more from New Jersey

So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.

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(713): View more from Texas

Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.

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