i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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