The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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