what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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