just come out here and I will go home with you...
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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