Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Sponge bath it is.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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