I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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